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The world wakes up in tune in one accord and with one voice. But some are out of tune to speak but one language they have no choice. Some high ranking officials in Africa for impediment say impedimend. Ask them to prounce pregnant,they will say pregnand. Do not be quick to to take this too far these days their language has improved. The way that they are so confident in mispronouncing words that too has improved. The American brother is known for determination tolerence and might. When he says ayi-t he's trying to say alright. OH MY ENGLISH LANGUAGE OH MY ENGLISH LANGUAGE IT'S LIKE YOU ARE SO CRUEL BUT YOU MAKE US ALL ONE. My Chinese friend is trying to say what's up what you hear is wazzup Be careful not to give him whatsapp when he wants a cup. "Myself going to the Ganjes," says our Indian friend. The English language knows no boundaries or end. With the English people all is well so it may seem. They abuse their own language by saying "Da ya know wa i mean?". Some say tom--to and some say tomato pulling the English language in different ways. Do not argue with a Japanese Chef holding a knife what he says is what he says. OH MY ENGLISH LANGUAGE OH MY ENGLISH LANGUAGE IT'S LIKE YOU ARE SO CRUEL BUT YOU MAKE US ALL ONE. A hillarious poem by Raymond Mafukidze. Keep Share A Joke Forum alive with your donation.Thank You!